Hey hey hey ,I'm back!! Sorry for the delays and I'm sure you all missed me.I was involved in a legal battle with a member of a reformed boyband over image rights.It will all become clear once the tabloids catch a wiff. New posts will be added in the next days.Until then keep your fingers out of dark places, Comedy Dhar

People will do anything to get famous, here's some tips to get there...............and I ain't talking about leg warmers or a guy called Leroy.

It's bad enough that you have to go to a crappy 9 to 5 job but it's not made any easier by having to get to it in the first place. I would rather stay in bed to be honest.

Bonding with my father and defending the sharks. Look through the Shark propaganda and the muslims thought they had it bad

When's the last time you used one eh?

Yeah thats right, I said it! It's time for the smokers to revolt. (note the comedy farting sounds are not intentional, it might be the monkey)

Howy all , just a quick update to explain my absence( No the americans didn't deport me as rumoured) The Mango Chutney Comedy Club is no more!! It is now called the Custard Balti Comedy Club!! We had to change the name due to legal reasons.( I was being sued under the Mango rights bill) You can see me perform tonight (2nd March)at The Afro-Caribbean Millennium Centre. 3rd March- Karma Club,Aston 23rd March- The Custard Balti Comedy Club, Birmingham. I promise new pod casts in the next couple of days, thanks for your patience. Party on,Dhar ( picture is of music genius Jake Bullit and myself ,when I was going through my storm trooper phase )

Wow it's all kickin off now, they are letting me on the radio ( poor fools) Apologies again for lack of podding but 4 gigs in 7 days can take it out of a Dhar. Expect some this week mind!! The picture is of cool DJ Mahtab Khan

We all have someone to answer to, be it your mom your partner or even Braveheart

Hello all!! Apologies for lack of new casts but I have been as busy as a Danish cartoonist!! Just keeping ya'll informed of future gigs. 16th Feb- Leicester Comedy Fest.Lcb Depot. 17th Feb- Amused Moose .The Enterprise, Camden. 19th Feb- Don't Panic we're Islamic. Bradford. 23rd Feb- Mango Chutney. Custard Fac,Birmingham. Wooh, yes I am a busy bwoy, bumber ranger!! Keep smiling, Dhar