Hey hey hey ,I'm back!! Sorry for the delays and I'm sure you all missed me.I was involved in a legal battle with a member of a reformed boyband over image rights.It will all become clear once the tabloids catch a wiff. New posts will be added in the next days.Until then keep your fingers out of dark places, Comedy Dhar

People will do anything to get famous, here's some tips to get there...............and I ain't talking about leg warmers or a guy called Leroy.

It's bad enough that you have to go to a crappy 9 to 5 job but it's not made any easier by having to get to it in the first place. I would rather stay in bed to be honest.

Bonding with my father and defending the sharks. Look through the Shark propaganda and the muslims thought they had it bad

When's the last time you used one eh?

Yeah thats right, I said it! It's time for the smokers to revolt. (note the comedy farting sounds are not intentional, it might be the monkey)

Howy all , just a quick update to explain my absence( No the americans didn't deport me as rumoured) The Mango Chutney Comedy Club is no more!! It is now called the Custard Balti Comedy Club!! We had to change the name due to legal reasons.( I was being sued under the Mango rights bill) You can see me perform tonight (2nd March)at The Afro-Caribbean Millennium Centre. 3rd March- Karma Club,Aston 23rd March- The Custard Balti Comedy Club, Birmingham. I promise new pod casts in the next couple of days, thanks for your patience. Party on,Dhar ( picture is of music genius Jake Bullit and myself ,when I was going through my storm trooper phase )

Wow it's all kickin off now, they are letting me on the radio ( poor fools) Apologies again for lack of podding but 4 gigs in 7 days can take it out of a Dhar. Expect some this week mind!! The picture is of cool DJ Mahtab Khan

We all have someone to answer to, be it your mom your partner or even Braveheart

Hello all!! Apologies for lack of new casts but I have been as busy as a Danish cartoonist!! Just keeping ya'll informed of future gigs. 16th Feb- Leicester Comedy Fest.Lcb Depot. 17th Feb- Amused Moose .The Enterprise, Camden. 19th Feb- Don't Panic we're Islamic. Bradford. 23rd Feb- Mango Chutney. Custard Fac,Birmingham. Wooh, yes I am a busy bwoy, bumber ranger!! Keep smiling, Dhar

Hey ya'll, you can check me out on Thurs 2nd Feb at the Afro Caribbean Millennium Centre, 339 Dudley Road, Winson Green,B18.If any budding comedians fancey getting up , you can have 5 mins! Keep laughing,Dhar

If there something wrong,in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna blame?...........The Smokers!!!

Hey hey ya'll.Thanks for all the messages and support.Please come check out the Mango Chutney Comedy Club where I will be compere. It's only £5( what a steal!!) and its at The Custard Factory,Birmingham on 23rd Feb.Hope you enjoy the new stuff,party on,Dhar

Remember back in the day when beating a child really meant beating a child!!

Howdy all, I am compering at the Karma Comedy Club,Aston,Birmingham on Friday 27th Jan. Act's on the night include Barbara Nice and Ryan Gough.Tickets are £15(meal included) Party on, Dhar

I love being brown!!!

All the girls I could have laid. But... didnt

Hey hey all, If you are in the Birmingham area on Wednesday 18th Jan, come see me perform at the Custard Factory Theatre, Digbeth at the Mango Chutney Comedy night. I will be compering. Also if you have any noise interference on your download, turn the bass down and it should be ok. Until next time.....bye!

Click here for the PDF flyer for the gig

How would Jesus survive in this crazy media obsessed world?

Did David Cameron do drugs? Also, the joy of stoners and the positives of smoking weed.

Pigeons and horses, you would never guess the link

Rants about the National Drugs Helpline and the wonders of Monkeys

Did you know I was colourblind?

I'm sure these are the voices in my head. Go here for the bigger picture... http://flickr.com/photos/phil123/52092636/

Second performance of my debut gig at the Little Civic, Wolverhampton.November 2005. They asked me to do another set because I was just soooo good. Big up!Compere- Khallil Ashanti

My debut gig at the Little Civic, Wolverhampton.November 2005.Compere- Khallil Ashanti

Comedy Dhar talks of the pressure of not buying drugs on the bus and of the government advertising which paid for with our taxes.

Comedy Dhar excuses himself for being late with stories of Guy Richie, getting kicked out of urban dance classes, and even blaming buddhists.

Dhar talks about cake, elvis, drive-ins and brothels.

Comedy Dhar gives wise words of advise for things NOT to say your girlfriend.

Dhar uses his comedy talents to discuss the fear created by the media of him as a British Asian living the UK city of Birmingham.