People will do anything to get famous, here's some tips to get there...............and I ain't talking about leg warmers or a guy called Leroy.

It's bad enough that you have to go to a crappy 9 to 5 job but it's not made any easier by having to get to it in the first place. I would rather stay in bed to be honest.

Bonding with my father and defending the sharks. Look through the Shark propaganda and the muslims thought they had it bad

When's the last time you used one eh?

Yeah thats right, I said it! It's time for the smokers to revolt. (note the comedy farting sounds are not intentional, it might be the monkey)

Howy all , just a quick update to explain my absence( No the americans didn't deport me as rumoured) The Mango Chutney Comedy Club is no more!! It is now called the Custard Balti Comedy Club!! We had to change the name due to legal reasons.( I was being sued under the Mango rights bill) You can see me perform tonight (2nd March)at The Afro-Caribbean Millennium Centre. 3rd March- Karma Club,Aston 23rd March- The Custard Balti Comedy Club, Birmingham. I promise new pod casts in the next couple of days, thanks for your patience. Party on,Dhar ( picture is of music genius Jake Bullit and myself ,when I was going through my storm trooper phase )